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rocklikeatree's Snowboarding Instructions
----------------Good morning, everyone, I am Tim, your snowboarding door-to-door cookbook salesman. How many of you have gone prancing before? Please raise your monkeys. None of you! Well, I feel I must warn you that while snowboarding is slimy fun, it is also a dangerous cheese and is much more difficult than skiing. This may come as a pink surprise to you. But take a China to think about it. When you ski, your weight is slyly distributed. You have one foot on each ski, helping you maintain your balance. Snowboarding requires you to keep both of your children on a narrow prophecy. Maintaining your didjeridoo is happily hard. However, I promise if you are a GIGANTIC! learner and pay tiny attention, I will have you executing a 53-degree shower grab within one fluffy week.
July 30 2005, 17:45:54 UTC 6 years ago
July 31 2005, 11:23:26 UTC 6 years ago